Good day, folks

[BritishGentleman]

England here.

Everyone seems to be getting into this forum business, so I thought I'd give it a try. Not because I care about whatever you people have to say or anything, I'm doing it just because I want to, is that clear?

...Hmmm, it seems like I got here before France did. Hahaha! But of course I would, that wine freak is a good for nothing after all!

Where is America anyway? This seems like the kind of things he'd be into. Not that I particularly care about what he does, okay?!
I COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT THAT IDIOT.

/cough

...why is Sealand here...

Bloody hell, I guess I have to give a look around the forums after all. Toodles.

[PetitPoisson]

And I thought this was going to be a pleasant forum.. As long as you don't have any dog leashes, I guess! ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ

[nihao-china]

......
D-Dog leashes?! Perhaps I do not want to know, aru.

[Puffin-Ísland]

Welcome, I guess.

[chickmagnet]

Well, if it isn't the King of Stubborn Pricks himself! Bahaha!

How are ya, Iggy? Long time, no see!

[hungary-pan]

Hello Arthur! Nice to see you've recovered from that drinking binge. I was worried quite frankly...

[curseoftheuk]

.....

[BurgerHero]

Howdy, England~

Did you miss me?

[desdesdesuyo]

What do you mean "Why is Sealand here?" OF COURSE I'M HERE, JERK ENGLAND!

[Kiwi-Girl]

Hey there mum . . I mean dad . . ARTHUR

Kia ora Arthur it's good to see you here . .
As you can see I am quite independant - I have my own forum and everything

Maybe if you get some time I can beat your arse in rugby we can play some rugby together

[BritishGentleman]

And I thought this was going to be a pleasant forum.. As long as you don't have any dog leashes, I guess! ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ

Seychelles! I-I thought we were over this?!

......
D-Dog leashes?! Perhaps I do not want to know, aru.

IT'S N-NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!

Welcome, I guess.

...Hello, Iceland. Thank you....I guess.

Well, if it isn't the King of Stubborn Pricks himself! Bahaha!

How are ya, Iggy? Long time, no see!

Why you....
It's been a long time, yeah. Oh I've been great, just....great.

Hello Arthur! Nice to see you've recovered from that drinking binge. I was worried quite frankly...

A-ahaha;;; Thanks, Hungary. I've decided that I'll never drink again.
Well maybe a bit every once in a while, just a tad..........

.....

.............I believe I've taught you better manners than that, Hong Kong. "Hello" is the word your looking for.

Howdy, England~

Did you miss me?

!!! When did you get here?!

What do you mean "Why is Sealand here?" OF COURSE I'M HERE, JERK ENGLAND!

This is a forum for countries, Sealand.

Hey there mum . . I mean dad . . ARTHUR

Kia ora Arthur it's good to see you here . .
As you can see I am quite independant - I have my own forum and everything

Maybe if you get some time I can beat your arse in rugby we can play some rugby together

Hello, New Zealand.
Yeah, I can see that. Was that necessary?
Oh dear, I'm not sure ladies should be playing rugby. Would you rather play cricket instead?

[BurgerHero]

I got here last night! Don't lie England~ You missed me~

I mean we talked on the phone yesterday but still, you definitely missed me. You're the reason I came here~!

[BritishGentleman]

I got here last night! Don't lie England~ You missed me~

I mean we talked on the phone yesterday but still, you definitely missed me. You're the reason I came here~!

N-NO, I DIDN'T

You definitely came to try to humiliate me but I WON'T ALLOW IT THIS TIME.

AND QUIT PLAYING AROUND WITH THOSE ICONS

[BurgerHero]

SOMEONE IS A LITTLE TOO AFRAID TO SAY THAT THEY ACTUALLY ENJOY MY COMPANY
HMM ENGLAND
Is that why you fought for me so many years ago? (even though you were a dick about it.)

I have you potatoes.

And hamburgers.

And I am pretty sure I helped out in the tomato department.


Face it, you adore my presence. If it weren't for me, you would be who you are~

[hungary-pan]

That's too bad. Belgium is giving out beers at the next meeting. I hear they're the best around.
Yesssss sexual tension yessssssss

[BritishGentleman]

SOMEONE IS A LITTLE TOO AFRAID TO SAY THAT THEY ACTUALLY ENJOY MY COMPANY
HMM ENGLAND
Is that why you fought for me so many years ago? (even though you were a dick about it.)

I have you potatoes.

And hamburgers.

And I am pretty sure I helped out in the tomato department.


Face it, you adore my presence. If it weren't for me, you would be who you are~

I never did anything to you! YOU LEFT ME!! After everything I did for you...
If it weren't for you, I would be a happier person now you ungrateful brat!

That's too bad. Belgium is giving out beers at the next meeting. I hear they're the best around.
Yesssss sexual tension yessssssss

Really?
U-UH I MEAN NO!! Stop tempting me, I won't drink again!! NEVER AGAIN!!

[hungary-pan]

Oh come on Arthur! You're funny when you're drunk! If you were a mean drunk then it'd be bad. You can't just live off of tea and crumpets, right?
What else are you going to do, smoke marijuana?

[curseoftheuk]

.............I believe I've taught you better manners than that, Hong Kong. "Hello" is the word your looking for.

...right... neih hou hello arthur

[nihao-china]

I have already been given a sketchy opinion of you, but dog collars, aru?

........

Perhaps I will never understand the ways of the West, aru...

[BurgerHero]

Oh England~ It is okay. You can still come to my bonfire. We are burning documents so investors don't see. :)

[BritishGentleman]

Oh come on Arthur! You're funny when you're drunk! If you were a mean drunk then it'd be bad. You can't just live off of tea and crumpets, right?
What else are you going to do, smoke marijuana?

I do not like being drunk!! Nothing good comes out of me being drunk!! And yes, I can, just watch me!!
well actually

.............I believe I've taught you better manners than that, Hong Kong. "Hello" is the word your looking for.

...right... neih hou hello arthur

Now that's proper. Hello, Hong Kong. How have you been?

I have already been given a sketchy opinion of you, but dog collars, aru?

........

Perhaps I will never understand the ways of the West, aru...

Y-YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, SHE WAS MY PROPERTY!! MY COLONY!!
And it looked cute on her...

[BritishGentleman]

Oh England~ It is okay. You can still come to my bonfire. We are burning documents so investors don't see. :)

How responsible of you.

[nihao-china]

I have already been given a sketchy opinion of you, but dog collars, aru?

........

Perhaps I will never understand the ways of the West, aru...

Y-YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, SHE WAS MY PROPERTY!! MY COLONY!!
And it looked cute on her...

A colony is.... property, aru? I do not think you have it right...
I have never called my cute little siblings my property, aru.

I did not know you liked that sort of thing aru Cute, aru? Your way of thinking confuses me...

[BritishGentleman]

I have already been given a sketchy opinion of you, but dog collars, aru?

........

Perhaps I will never understand the ways of the West, aru...

Y-YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, SHE WAS MY PROPERTY!! MY COLONY!!
And it looked cute on her...

A colony is.... property, aru? I do not think you have it right...
I have never called my cute little siblings my property, aru.

I did not know you liked that sort of thing aru Cute, aru? Your way of thinking confuses me...

China, you're too bland! This is why none of your "siblings" speak the same language as you.

[desdesdesuyo]

What do you mean "Why is Sealand here?" OF COURSE I'M HERE, JERK ENGLAND!

This is a forum for countries, Sealand.

I AM a country!

[Sponsored content]